The Mother of All Bribes II

In the cosmic scheme of things, if you were crazy/foolish/lazy enough to pass this offer up, it probably wouldn't matter one single iota.

1,000 years from now do you think it will really matter that Hitler was defeated?

Will it matter that a vaccine was found for Polio—a disease which used to claim the lives of thousands upon thousands of children annually?

Will it matter that right now in this very moment you almost passed up a chance to totally transform your business and your life for the price of a few lattes?

By then we'll all have been converted back to that cosmic-dust/whatever "from whence we came."

Wars will have been started by the abusers of power, lost by the weak, and the tables turned around once more ...

No, I'm not going to let some pundit spin my words around and tell the world: "Mark Joyner is on some religious holy war crusade!"

I am at war against a certain group of people and the spin-meisters are among them.

I am waging war against all of The Haters of this world who will tell you "nothing matters."

I am waging war against the cynical know-it-alls who will laugh at you for dreaming something bigger than they will dare.

Every single player-hatin', trash-talkin', misanthropic, doubting-Thomas, curmudgeon-rubbing, Shylock-talking, party-pooping, joy-killing, cynic-ranting, blanket-damping, buzz-killing, nihilistic, non-believing, gloom-selling, sky-is-falling, double-dealing, non-stop-complaining, harpy.

I don't really want to fight anyone. If I really unleashed all the vitriol on The Haters that I could I would end up just like them.

No matter what kind of verbal kung fu they want to spring on me to wrestle my pole vaulting mind to the ground ...

Another thing I learned is that while I should not utterly give in to my anger, it doesn't hurt from time to time to let it out in a non-destructive way. Letting your emotions build up inside can be just as destructive as unleashing them in violence.

What if every time you came across a situation where life threw you a curve you could hit the pause button and whip out "The Manual" from your back pocket?

"You want to break up with me? Oh, ouch. That doesn't feel good. Wait a minute, let me check The Manual on that one."

"That advertising campaign just failed and we're flat broke? What will we do!? Oh, wait, The Manual."

The wisdom of the ages doesn't take volumes to speak, but unfortunately it takes a lifetime to master.

Imagine if you could go back in time and tell yourself 15 years ago what you know now?

Over the years of his life he wrote down the most important lessons of his life as they came to him in an old leather book.

He has compiled these writings into a new book titled Life's Missing Instruction Manual.

I'll tell you how to get this book (and a pirate's cave full of goodies just for playing) in a second, but there are a few things you need to know first.

I've got a few relatives who might attempt to write such a book, but if the banal rantings to which I'm subjected at Thanksgiving time are any indication, I don't want that book.

Now it will only be fair at this point if I point out that Joe is a dear friend - one of my best. We've been through a lot together, and we've helped each other in immeasurable and profound ways.

It's only fair that I tell you this because you might be tempted to think that the reason for me writing this letter is to help out a friend.

Here are a few things said about Joe's new book by a few people other than me ...

I simply can't convince you that this book will change your life. That's something you can only discover for yourself and frankly I'm not sure I'm comfortable even trying to convince you.

Sorry, I just stopped typing for a minute to read some of Life's Missing Instruction Manual (yes, I've got an early pre-release copy).

Some stuff I still haven't figured out even though I've lived on 3 continents, speak 3 languages (one of them being one of the most difficult in the world to learn), have made millions and millions of dollars in sales, and have done more in my short life than most do in several lifetimes.

Actually, I'm just "credentializing." I'm trying to demonstrate that I am pretty knowledgeable and experienced yet I'm still learning some powerful stuff from this book.

OK, I know you're tempted to go get the book right now, but please don't do so yet.

Joe has set it up so that you can get some great bonuses along with the book as well.

Show the man some respect! He's about to give you a whole heap of stuff on the cheap.

Now, listen, you didn't hear this from me, but let me give you a secret strategy you can use here.

Bookstores tend to have a rather liberal refund policy, as long as you don't damage the book.

If I were you I'd just give this a shot and return the book if it doesn't float your boat.

You'll like this. If you don't like it, gift wrap it and give it to someone for a Christmas gift. You get to keep all of the free goodies and you get to look like a hero giving a gift.

I promise I won't tell you kept all the free goodies to yourself and they'll be none the wiser you magnanimous gift giver.

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